Today was Charlie's return from a vacation to Hilton Head!
On his vacation, Charlie had to have an emergency dental procedure. It only cost $50.
"$50! Wow," Barbara says. "I'm moving there."
I cast my bait.
"Wait, Barbara, you're moving tomorrow," I ask.
"No," she says. "Charlie said he had a really cheap dental procedure and I said I'm moving there," she says.
"So you'd move to South Carolina just for the cheap dental work?"
"Well, only if the dentist was cute," she says. "But I bet that would cost more."